In last week’s column I, Theresa May sat down with the gorgeous Crystal Lubrikunt and chatted Shreddies, tucking and Peter Mandelson. This week I’ve had the pleasure to interview the fabulous comic, Joe Sutherland who will be getting their legs up at Theresa May’s Legs Akimbo on Thursday 28th June.
Joe who also moonlights as an actor, hooker and waitress (it takes all sorts) will be joining the star studded line up. I have been so excited to interview Joe- you shouldn’t be surprised to discover that I am a huge fan of twinky millenials- heaven knows The Young Conservatives are riddled with them.
Theresa: The country is a mess, the economy is failing the poorest in society cannot afford daily essentials, you’re a comedian- tell us a joke?
Joe: The economy being in the state it is, I can’t afford to give you one for free. So buy a ticket to my solo show and I’ll tell you 55 minute’s worth.
T: My comedy heroes are Edwina Currie, John Prescott and Valerie Singleton, who are yours?
J: Rula Lenska, Blanche from Corrie and Dave Benson-Phillips.
T: Like you, my gig as Prime Minister has taken me to some of the most awful places in the country, where’s the worst place you’ve ever done a gig?
J: I shan’t name names as I’ll have to go back at some point – the rent doesn’t pay itself. But let’s just say I preferred the pier to the people.
T: I’m thinking of going into comedy when I’m eventually ousted out of the Conservative party, what’s the best way to start?
J: No-one is good at comedy when they start out. It takes blind ambition in the face of your own flailing inability to do the job, so you’ll be perfect bbz!
T: You seem like a sassy, relevant millennial…how can I pack a sassy punch at the next Prime Minister’s Questions?
J: Misgender Jezza.
T: My husband keeps talking about his Grindr, is this a millennial version of the pestle and mortar?
J: Oh no he’s just getting in a bit of extra trade. Good for the economy, you know.
T: At grammar school I once pushed a first-former off a bridge into a frozen lake. What is the naughtiest thing you ever did?
J: I vastly increased the number of arms supplied to a war I claimed to have no part in, all to charm a wealthy prince. Oh wait no that wasn’t me, who was it again?
Whatever your political persuasion, join me Theresa May for the campest knees up you could possibly imagine! Theresa May’s Legs Akimbo will be kicking off at 8pm so arrive early to bag a good seat.
Lots of Love,